S3 Weekly Wrap 4 · Easter madness, G’s on the roads, Mitch’s 75 hard, Lachie’s funky tracksuit

Welcome back to the Virtus Performance Podcast weekly update, weekly episode. I thought we'd check in with these peanuts and see what's been going on in our worlds, their worlds, Virtus worlds. G Flip. Jazz? I thought you were talking about Georgia. I was. I was trying to think of a good nickname for you today, but I didn't have one. Just from the list that we normally use. No, I've got more. They're all up here. Jazzy Jazz and the Funky Bunch. Mitchell, how are we? I'm wondering what I'm currently doing on the couch for these two peanuts. What did you say in the email last week?

A couple. I'm getting that up. That was funny. What's been happening? How's the week been? Jazz is going to an appall. Get excited. Going to appall? What the fuck? What am I doing? I don't know, but you're wearing my shoes. Oh, wait. That's a little creepy. Yeah, very creepy. I've had one for two hours and you didn't notice and you looked literally at my feet and put a dog bowl next to them and you still didn't notice. Ready? Welcome back Jazz. It was a long month without DJ Jazzy Jeff aka Jazzylicious, aka Jazmina, aka Jazzyton, aka Smooth Jazz.

Some of us work there. You haven't been here. We're 90 seconds in and Georgia's already derailed the podcast. Welcome. They got derailed before we even got on it. This is true. 90 seconds is actually a minute 30 and it's a minute 45, so it's not 90 seconds. 15 seconds since I said it, but sure. All right, we're going to talk to you then. What's been happening? There's a bit going on here. Jazz and George have lost the plot. You're wearing a matching tracksuit like it's 1980 and here I am wondering still what I'm doing here. Yeah, this is my fit.

You look like Robert Harvey from the 90s. If there's anyone I want to look like, it's Robert Harvey in the 90s. What a man. Oh, Georgia. God, you suck. What do you mean? Well, let's carry on. Okay. Let's not talk about that, shall we? So, Georgia, driving, crashing into curbs and stuff. How's it going? I've only hit a few. Oh, you actually have. She hit one here the other day and not the one you think you should hit killed a man. No, Georgia. Yeah, she didn't know you could indicate and change lanes. You couldn't do it out of a double line.

No. I didn't know you could overtake. I didn't know you weren't allowed to overtake on a double line. On double lines. I mean, you know, over hills and shit. Not that I've ever overtaken on a double line. I mean, a good rule for any young driver is just don't overtake. Yeah, don't do that. Did y'all cut get out of second gear though? What's second gear? Second gear is where this podcast is at the minute. So, how's it going? How's it been on the roads? Because it's fucking terrifying for everyone else. It's good. It's not that terrifying.

I didn't say it's terrifying for you. It's terrifying for us. It's fun. We worry. Why? Mitch came into the works the other day and goes, "I haven't slept." Why? Like, I'm so worried about Georgia on the roads. I am. I saw her trying to park in here the other day. I haven't seen that yet. 78.2. I was driving. It's a fairly stressful, like, obviously not for us that have been parking in there for seven, eight years. But you do put a lot of pressure on people to park well and I love it. Yeah. Standards. I don't have a reverse camera either, so I'm like the dad over the arm and then like...

That's what the mirrors are for. Is that an ick or is that they get you going? What? We were talking about this to ourselves. Keep going. Don't try and deny it. No, I was driving home from footy training the other day and I had my friend in the passenger seat and we were going around the roundabout. You know, when you get off Peninsular Link, I think it's at the Bungower Road exit and you have to go all the way around the roundabout and then up the hill. Yeah. Sure. Like, on the exit. My car, like, the tyres aren't very good, so when it's wet, it just goes...

No. It, like, skids a bit. So when it... I can feel it, like, when it's wet, it just kind of gives out and then I have to slam on the brakes. I'm like, "Sorry, that's just my car." Safety tip number two for the day. Woke in Georgia yesterday morning. I think my car could do donuts. I'm going to try it. Oh, no. I haven't tried it yet. This will end well. I give it four weeks. Till I crash my car? No. Please don't. I've already done that. No, I backed into a tree. That's worse. I turned the wheel the wrong way backing out of my house.

Oh, shit. I wish I... Oh, no. It's not that bad. Who passed you? Oh, isn't that what Libby said she saw? Yeah. Yeah. Did Mum tell you that? Yeah. Oh, my God. No, you told me. Oh, yeah, I told you. I was like, "No way Mum came into the gym and told you that she saw me back into a tree." No, she was just shaking her head in the background. Love that. Yeah. Mitchell, how's your 75 hard going? Bearable. Relatively easier than what I thought, except for the water intake. God, so much water. What about the bike incident?

There was no incident. I just hadn't ridden a bike for 12 years and didn't really know what I was doing. So for 25 minutes of working out the gears, it sucked. For the last 25 minutes... So it's not like they say. It was bearable. It's still in the front room. The bike is in the front room, which means it's highly likely to get used again. If it goes to the garden shed, it goes to die. And it was a mountain bike, so, you know, just put extra work in. Had to get the gears going? Yeah. Yeah.

It took me 25 minutes to work it out again, but we made it. You rolled your ankle? I did tweak. One of the gear changes, I was going down the hill. Gear change, my foot just like slipped off the pedal. I genuinely tweaked the one that I broke. So that went well. But apart from that, I came away unscathed after returning after some flat tire jazz. So what happened? I took off and I parked because it was Geordie's bike and it hadn't been used for a while. So it needed some air. So I put some air in the tires and then I took off down the road and then it just wasn't right.

There was not enough air in the tire, so I turned around, went back and then went off again. But everyone did think I had popped a tire five minutes into doing it. But how has it been on a bike versus running and doing the other shit? It sucks. It's so much harder. I had fucking quads. I'm pretty strong quad-wise, but God, they're not built for bike riding at the moment, that's for sure. Your legs aren't long enough, not enough torque. No, seriously. You're going to work twice as hard. It's rotational force, G. She's just more laughing the fact that my legs are short.

You're right. Yeah, good. But you're ticking the boxes. What day? What are we, 15? 16? 17? 16. That a boy? Yes, I was 15. You feel harder? 17. Yeah, today is 16. You feel harder? More robust? More resilient? Kind of. My knees don't hurt that much. That's helpful. But I've also been pretty consistent taking my anti-inflammatories, so that also is helpful. Good. How's your stomach lining? Moist. I don't know, what do we get out here? Oh, I don't know. I thought we were talking about the water intake. A lot of anti-inflammatories, just want to make sure there's no...

No, no. A very, very low dosage. Okay. Just making sure. Very low dosage. Safety first. Safety tip, no one's ready for today. It's when you start taking around 700, that gets a bit spicy. Yeah, that's true. 400's pretty bearable. What about you, Jazzy? What's been happening? Five weeks into my metric program. Yep. Training, running, studying. I know you mocked me. I heard. I wasn't going to bring it up. Don't start this. Sorry, proceed. Yeah, just from running, training and studying. Half marathon prep. Oh, yeah. Which one are you doing? The one at the end of the year, Melbourne.

Good. 10K run, run Melbourne? Yeah, I'm doing another 10K in a few weeks. The one in Mornington. Kat did it, so I got, I thought, peer pressure and doing it too. Smart. Smart. How was run club on the weekend? Easter Sunday? Probably a little blustery. Blustery? It was fucking freezing. It was windy. We had... Did you get numbers? Eight. Okay. It's not bad. We had eight. Only two runners. We had... Well, Harvey's back. You're looking after your child. Hi, Hobbs. Come here. Come here. You just go. We had two runners. Hey, don't I laugh? Mr. Shane Scott showed himself.

Had a boy. And ever consistent. Mr. Consistent. No, and even more ever consistent, Carmen Rowley. Oh, I love that. Mama Rowley. She's a star. And then we had five of us walking with a coffee in her hand. I mean, play on. It was worth it. It was worth it. The community part of that's very important. Correct. It's what you make of it. Yeah. But I did put the sign away for the sake of it flowing into the ocean. Yeah, smart. Making a lot of noise there, guys. You can't even hear it. Sorry. Yeah, good. Well, get around this week, team.

I'll be there. I might even run. Well, really. I wonder if Tyler's going to be. Actually, I'll be able to run. Tyler owes me like three weeks' worth. Yeah. And lives 600 metres down the road. Yeah. He could genuinely walk there in eight minutes. Yep. I'll be able to run this week. Get around me. Yep. If all things go to plan, I'll be running too. Huge. If. Immense. What's the plan for this week? Can you give us an insight? Probably the same as last week. Same way that two people run, so four sets of five on, two off.

Love that. Yep. As fast or as slow as you want it to be. Walk, jog, run, sprint. Doesn't matter. Yeah. Two sets out, two sets back. Perfect. And a coffee and probably a Miller's sausage roll as per the last two weeks. Oof. Yeah, I could do that. Kaz and Georgia got a hot cross bun last week from Miller's. Yeah, thank you. Mm-hmm. My Easter present. Thanks. I did come to fruition here and say that I definitely bought Jazz and myself one and then didn't realize George was here. So, George, you got mine. Just so you know.

Oh, that's very selfless. How was everyone's Easter? Was your, did the Easter money come? No, I don't do anything for Easter. I'm not a, we don't normally. I went to mum and dad's house for dinner that day, but that's, that's about all I do. Yep. You don't celebrate zombie Jesus like everyone else. I'm not going to go into that because you just made my mother spit out a coffee again. Tea, sorry. Sorry, carry on. As you were. Jasmine, Easter. A little Instagram debrief recall. You must've got off to a bit. Yeah, just hung out with my mum most of the weekend and my family.

We had lunch on Friday. Whole family was there. Three dogs. Harvey, what are you currently eating now? And then, what did I do on Saturday? Went to the football on Saturday night. Watched Richmond versus Western Bulldogs with my mum, which is very funny. I think I watch her more than I watch the football cause she is like, she's on a roller coaster the whole time moving in her seats. Very funny. Quality content I have a lot of videos of if anyone wants to see. Sure. George will be able to chop this up into a little reel for her.

Oh no, I can't do that to him. I'll get, I'll get full named many times. Full named? Full named? But yeah, she, you know, yeah, I get full named whenever I video her. You know what, Jas? You know what? What were you going to say? In her little British accent. No! I can't do that. Give me an example. Hey doll. I know exactly what she was going to say. Go on. Do it Mitch. No, no. I am one exact smart brain cell away from mocking your mother. I know what not to do and that is it.

I'm not going to mock my mum. No, that's fine, but. Hey doll. She is very funny, but yeah, we lost that game. It was a good game to go see. The one game I tipped Richmond, they lost. Hey no, just next week they'll be back. I don't like unraveling and other people's failure, but to be honest, watching Richmond lose dynasty over makes me happy. Watching Collingwood lose made me happy. I mean. I could sleep well. Won't happen very often. Knowing that Collingwood lost, so. Won't happen very often. It's very nice. Oh yeah, they did lose. Oh yeah, yeah.

It was very nice. More of Brisbane won I think. No, Collingwood lost. No, Collingwood lost. Such a Collingwood supporter. Likewise. I'm just going to look up the ladder position here. Isn't Saint Sir on top? I'm also just going to look up a text message from Lachlan. 1966 was a good year, so. Let me. Oh, it's only going to last one week. Yep. Okay, so just checking. I was three weeks off. Want to talk about that? Should we have a wager for this weekend? False sense of security. Absolutely not. What's a wager? We've played four absolute shit teams.

True. True. Wait. Is Saint Sir playing Collingwood? Surely there's something around the gym that needs to be done that we can put on for this game? No? Well, yeah. Any ideas? Wait, what? Do you want to pay rise, Jazz? Yeah. Good idea. Look at him shit himself. What about the person who shouts lunch next? Meeting lunch. Yeah, meeting lunch. So if Collingwood win, Mitch shouts. Mitch and Jazz can shout. We'll have it. But if Collingwood lose, then you have to shout everyone. It's Jazz and I. Done. Sorry. Done. No, it wasn't. It's bitch time. Done. Handshake emoji.

Shit. Done. Sorted. I fucked it up. Yeah, we can do that. So did I. How was coaching over the last week, over the long weekend? Wouldn't know. Wasn't it? Mitch had the week off. Wasn't. I mean, has your migraines subsided? Yeah, yeah. I've actually overcome my migraine. It lasted seven days. Gotta get the sick leave out somehow. Figured I had some. Yeah. Does he? Yeah, it was good fun. It was full gym most days. I coached on, there wasn't many in on Sunday. There was a few. I think that was pretty much it. Mitch and Tyler did Friday, Saturday, and Monday.

Yeah, actually the second week of new program, we go, "Wait, second week?" Yeah. We had more people in. More people tackled the Wednesday session. It's not even hard. It's not hard. But I had many people say this morning, "I didn't come last week because I saw the Wednesday session." Yeah, it's not hard. No, it's a good session. It's just the trap bar ladders, when you look at it, you think that they are worse than what they are. Yeah, pretty much. It's like anything, you gotta do hard things to make progress occasionally. I woke up Sunday morning and needed to go for a run, and it was pissing down.

And I didn't have the pram I needed, and I was home solo with Billy, and I'm like, "Nah, not gonna do it." For 45 minutes, I just went around all the reasons why I shouldn't do it in my head, and they're like, "You know what? Fuck it." Just went and did it. Had so much fun. Run around the lake. Yeah, run around the lake three times, but Billy was legitimately trying to climb out. She's like, "I need to get back home for chocolate." Just stick her in a backpack. Lock the lock. Stick her head out, she'll be fine.

Make her breathe. Yeah, I could do that. It's like one of the things we used to have as a child. Except you put the human in it instead of the toy. You know those lean things with the backpack? Yeah, Jazz had one. I did. Yeah, I did. But you were a lean child. Yeah, I just got lost everywhere. Which is why she gets lost now. The monkey ones. Yeah, no. I genuinely think it was a monkey backpack, and it had a lead. So if you're not on the tether, you're in trouble. Yeah, this is a serious thing, though.

I had it. I remember when I used to run off all the time, and Sierra had to put a lead on me, because I just would get lost. She wouldn't know where. We were just busy abusing Harvey. I heard that. Little Harvey once in. He'll be okay. No. You know those backpacks? It's nothing. You know those backpacks, and they've got the little clear circle thing? And people put cats in them? I don't know. Have you never seen this? We live in very different ways. Rene, have you seen them? The backpacks, and they have the circle, like the dome, like a spaceship, and people put their cats in it?

Yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about. You should do that with Billy. I don't think she'd like it. I tell you what, though, cute moment of the week. Billy running around in a little Easter bunny outfit. Aww. Did she? Just pretty cute. The cutest thing in the history of the world. I haven't seen this. I was like, every now and again, I have moments with the girls where I'm just like, in awe of how adorable they are. Like, it's sickening. Like, my heart is full of goodness. What changes those moments? Oh, man. Screaming. Don't answer that.

Not listening to what I ask. But it was just like watching them run around, fill out the Easter eggs. It was the most wholesome moment of my life. So this is the good stuff. Yeah, kids love Easter, it turns out. Kids love chocolate. Thank you, Jesus. How many Easter eggs did you eat? You four? Three? Four? Lots. Not that many. I mean, honestly, I ate more of Jazz's than I did any others. Yeah, that was, we needed to get rid of some. Sarah bought about 10 packets of Easter eggs and realized that we weren't going to get through that.

So we donated to the gym. Aww. I'm an absolute fiend for hot cross buns, though. I did not actually have one. Did you say fruitless? What is wrong with you? They're the best. Fruitless ones are the best. Chocolate, hot cross buns. Fruitless. Fruitless can just go in the bin. No. No. Just give me fruit with lots of butter and I'm done. Ew. In the microwave for 20 seconds. But you ate a fruit hot cross bun on the weekend. I know, that one was good. I'm glad, you're welcome. It was meant to be mine. It was your choice.

I want mine in 20 seconds. Yeah. Shocked me, really? No, you like squish the fruitless one down and then you put it in the toaster and then you butter it. It's basically toast. She's having toast. But it's better than toast. Send your favorite hot cross bun recipe in here. Oh, please. Recipe? Yeah. I feel like that'd be really. Everyone likes to do something different. Yeah, true. Any pump ups from the coaching floor from the last week, Jazz? Anyone that deserves some recognition? Jazz's favorite thing to do. People on the spot. Mitch? I wasn't here. I was literally not here.

Well, I was here, but I was not here. Everyone that rocked up to training. Yeah, true. Boo. Fancitor. Yeah, I'm going to be a fancitor. Boo-er. What? I said boo-er. Boo-endy. Boo-endy. I don't know what we're talking about. Boo-endy. I know, that's why we're doing it. Boo-endy. Everyone that rocked up to train over the long weekend. Yeah, good. Get around them. Also, your mum was in. She was in on Sunday. I was there, too. Yeah, I know, but you didn't train. I know. So I'm not giving you a pump up. I'm giving your mum a pump up.

It's not all about you, Georgia. I came in, did some chin ups. Get around me. Why didn't you pump me up? Because you do that every kind of day. Yeah. You did yell at me halfway through the session, though. Are you here to be on your phone or to train? I did hear that. It was very hostile. It was great. I don't know. Harvey, there's nothing there. You're just making it more comfortable. You were on your phone when you should have been training. That was mid-set break. I was checking my refs. I was just checking. I was not checking my refs.

I was just checking. No, I like it. It's good. It was exactly what I needed at the time. You didn't need work or you didn't need your phone. You just needed to train. Thank you, Jas. You're welcome. Thank you for looking after me. You're welcome. Yeah, good. What have you got in your hand? I don't think you want to know. Some questions. I don't think you want to know. What are the steps? The steps. Steps squared. That's what I call step squared. That's funny. Are we ever going to see one of them without the other? No.

They've literally been hand in hand since birth. Different parents, but pretty much the same. No, I'm not even kidding. They have exactly the same uni schedule as well. Yeah? I wonder if they can find a double job somewhere. Probably. They asked me before, "What are we going to talk about on the podcast?" I said, "I don't know. What should we talk about on the podcast? Give me five ideas each and we'll see what happens." This could go off the rails real quick. No, actually 11. I like the last one. Slay all day every day. Is that a question?

That's helpful. More of a statement. Yeah. It's not a question. No, there's some interesting ones on here. Where should we start? Probably at number one. I didn't know if you just pick wherever you want. The first question is, "What is your biggest ick?" Georgia should answer this one. Interesting. The TikTok. I know, but no one else knows it. Context is really important on podcasts, G. When you're at a trampoline park and they're jumping. I told you, she did this for five minutes downstairs. This is what I'm talking about at the start. I have to get the video off.

It's so funny. No one else can see it. No one sees it. It's okay. It's when they're in a trampoline park and they're jumping from trampoline to trampoline and they've got to like, I don't know how to explain this. The video explains it perfectly. Please overlay this video on YouTube. I'm not helping Georgia here because they laughed at me when I gave my response to their question. So Georgia can suffer in this one. Oh, no. My 15-year-old shoes are falling apart. Oh, no. It's heartbreaking. Why is that Nick? That's a vibe. Can I see? Because young girls are judgmental.

I told Stefan Stanford someone. You need to make sure this goes over the podcast so everyone can watch what you're watching, right? I will. Why? How is that an ick? It's just someone jumping across the trampoline. It's just so funny. Back to the question. What's your biggest ick? That? Mine. I've actually never been to a trampoline park with anyone, so what is your biggest ick? I was waiting for that. I don't know. I'm trying to think. Steph said it before. I feel like I don't really know until someone does it, and then I'm like, "Oh." I don't know.

I can't really think. Cool story, Ansel. What's your biggest ick? People who don't believe in themselves. That's such a lucky answer. What? I was going to say more like when someone falls over or something. No. Grow the fuck up, all right? You can do it. Stop being a piece of shit and go do the thing. The world is your oyster. Enjoy it. Go on. Mitch? I'm still thinking. Why are you caught stealing at me? Because I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I have a few. Go on. No. The biggest one though is when people are eating and they slurp.

I can't ever see. Or when you ask someone to chew with their mouth closed and then they don't. They continue to chew with it open. That's also one. That's probably the biggest one. When people slurp. It'll stop. You were going to slurp. We may have just lost half our listeners. Ew. I feel sick. See? Am I right? Sorry. Oh, that was so worth it. I only feel ill. That was so worth it. Come on. That's one. You said you have many. No. I only have two. The other one is when different... How do you... People pronounce huge and that I can't actually...

I don't want to say it. Huge. That's the one. That's... Huge. That is my two biggest icks. That just made me cringe. I hate people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. That's a quote you two just leave slightly. And people that haven't seen Austin Powers so they don't understand me quoting it. Georgia probably wasn't born when it came out. Doesn't matter. Yeah, but it does. Doesn't matter. You get brought up on any of this. Consider the amount of time she spends ticky-tocking. I like that laugh. Next question. No, Mitch didn't answer. Yeah.

I just can't get this out of my head and it's like people have a cat and not a dog. Yeah, fair. I can't. Grow the fuck up. As soon as I go into someone's house and they've just got a cat and it smells like a cat, I'm fucking out of there. Before you can say the word cat, I'm turned around out the door. Red flag. Oh, huge. Huge red flag. If you have a cat and not a dog... We had a cat first, so there was a couple of years of that. Yeah, but like... I like cats.

There's a difference. You now have a dog. I didn't say I didn't like cats. Fixed it. It's not about the cat. People that have a cat and not a dog. Yeah, now fair. What about people that have a dog and not a cat? No. That's the complete opposite. I love it. It's more the smell that gets me. Cats don't smell. Oh, Georgia. The smell of a cat just like rings through my nostrils right now. I can just like sense and feel it. Why would you say that? Sorry. That is... Georgia having sensory. Next one, Jazwina. Jazwina.

Have you not heard that one yet? No. God, how slow do you want to open it? Origami champion of 2007. Did you just wear? No. You did. Play that back. Sarah! It's fine. When it's in the right context, she doesn't mind. I'm not opening that can of worms. Next question. Favorite piece of clothing? Kit. Is it like a specific piece of clothing that you own? Or like a... I think you're reading into it too much. Just answer the fucking question. What is? Is that the right answer? My do-good hat. My lily lemon spray jacket. Love that.

Yeah, I like it. See, all of you are naming specific things, like from specific brands. Well, the question is what you make of it. Yeah, Georgia. See, I wasn't reading too much into it. Who would have thought? Next. I like that laugh. What did you say? My burks. My burks, yeah. Funniest thing you've heard in the last week? I like that laugh. That's the quickest you've ever responded to anything. Ever. For some reason, people enjoy this shit. I know. People last week on Thursday said how much they loved it. From what we spoke about last week.

I don't remember what was last week. Exactly. We didn't talk about anything. More DJ Jazzy Jeff on the decks is basically the vibe in the gym over the last week. Yeah, the email is probably the funniest thing I've heard. You brought it up three times. Please stop. Thanks to a point where you're just pandering. I think I brought it up twice. At least three times. Oh. Mitchell? I feel like I have one where I lost my absolute shit and I just can't remember what it was. Memorable. Not really. I just have so many funny moments every week.

I just don't know where to start. My life is just so full of joy. It's hard to judge humor when Jazzy's around. Jazzy, what have you got for us? I feel like I laugh at everything. Correct. But there was something quite funny this morning. I'm going to make fun of Tyler. Dave was making fun of him about his sardines and said we just need to get him a cat bowl so we can eat it off the ground. It's quite funny. Sardines are very nutritious. But why would he eat it off the ground if it's in a cat bowl?

Are you food shaming Tyler? No, Dave technically did. How do you sleep at night? I don't. I mean, if anyone's allowed to food shame anyone, it's probably Dave. So play on. Play on. It made me laugh and it was the first thing that came to my mind. I've got one. I've got one. She's going to hate me bringing this up. Sarah Cooney yesterday walked in with the biggest lump on her head that I did not notice to start with, might I be fair, and then she brought it up and then I noticed. Sarah walked into a street sign.

Oh my gosh. Was it a stop sign? No, it was literally, apparently she just walked straight into it and just not at pace and just walked into it and the sight of me imagining that happening got me. I was on the ground. That's so funny. I went up to the comedy festival on Saturday before the second comedy festival, which was a science game. One of the bits was he was talking about parenting and this one hit me real hard and essentially the gist of it was that parents will tell you that they can't, they don't

sleep, they don't have any time for themselves, they don't have any money, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, but then they'll finish the sentence with, "But it's the best thing you'll ever do," which essentially is completely spot on. So it was kind of like a laugh and then like it hurt a little bit because it's the truth. So not haha funny for you guys, but in context, after a couple of cocktails, hilarious. Next. The next question is your most embarrassing moment. Probably getting stuck under a bar. Yeah, and I let you be there too because you're being a dickhead.

Matilda Argus was squatting. I don't know how much it was and I was like, "Oh yeah, I can do this." And then I got to the bottom and I was like, "Yeah, there's no way I'm getting back up." It was quite embarrassing. And they were being little idiots for like 15 minutes too, just like this actually, just giggling, just having little moments. And I could tell it was just not going to end well and everyone turned around like, "Mitch, are you going to help?" I said, "No, she got herself into this problem, she can get herself out."

And we did. Good. Proud of you. And it was embarrassing. Thanks. It's quite scarring. I actually can't think of one. I get embarrassed by much. I have one. I only think of one when I was a child. Just Jaz can do three because I can't really think of one either. Way too many. One that came to my mind instantly was probably when I was 10 years old and it was probably around 100 people at Knox City shopping center and there was... Beautiful part of the world. You know when there's a very... Stop origami. A clear window that I walked straight into not knowing it was there.

Oh my God. Like Facebook landed it. How many times have you done that since? Because I feel like that's something you could do. Probably a few times and probably at the same place. I just didn't learn. That was very embarrassing. A lot of people asked if I was okay and I just walked straight into a wall. It happens. It happens to the best of us. I mean, it doesn't happen to me but... I reckon I'm just immune to everything now that happens. I just laugh it off. Yeah. I don't take myself too seriously but I can't even think of one when I was a kid either.

I'm sure my mum will fucking bring it up. Give it a minute. Yeah. There's things that I've said in the past that keeps me up at night now or just remember that conversation. Don't. Do it again. Yeah. Not like I get that moment too. Yeah, but you get it often, right? Oh, thanks. Do you? It's a question. Yeah. No, no. I got another for you. Sorry. Jazzy. Yeah? Next question. Which moment do you wish you could relive? Oof. Meeting KP. Complete. Put the glass down. It's a good question. I don't know. Relives. Silence. I mean, there's not necessarily a moment I want to relive, I think.

It might be a bit too philosophical but I think I just want to look forward. The Harry Styles concert. Who? The Harry Styles concert. Who? I'd relive that. Yeah? Yeah. You don't want to keep it as it was? Oh. That was pretty good. I'll give you that one. That was pretty good. Yeah, I'll give you that one. Normally you're pretty shit with that. That was good. Thanks. Relive. I don't have an answer to this question. Nothing that's not still possible. Love that. What? Playing footy on the G again would be cool. My God, did you play for Collingwood?

Thanks for bringing it up. Georgia. Did you play it for school as well? Yeah. Why did you play on it for school? Same. State champions. Oh, that's cool. Just like six years later. Oh. It was the last year that it actually happened. Have you played on the MCJ? Renee is sitting across the room for context of the G. I love Georgia's Harry conversations with her. All right, Jazz, pick two more and then we're done. Done for the day. Decision making. You're stranded on an island. What is one thing you would bring? I hate that question. A boat.

What is the only thing? No. One thing you'd bring. No. You know what? Next question. Yeah. I hate that question. You've got one. Nah. Nah. Okay. Yeah, that's a good idea. If anywhere, where would it be? Right here. Hanging out to find a house. In my own house. I wasn't going to say it. In my own house. I wasn't not going to say it. I've been in Mom and Dad's a bit. This is just real on the nose. We're probably Boston. Boston? Boston, Massachusetts. Run the marathon once a year and hang out. Hang out, play Nintendo.

Pretty much, yeah. Somewhere close to a beach. I don't have a particular place, but somewhere close to a beach. GT? Yeah, probably the same. Seaford. But like, anywhere with a beach. Like France or somewhere in Europe. Oh, oui oui. The Amalfi Coast. Lots of French people there. Oui oui. Yeah. Good. Last one. If you could communicate with any animal, which would you choose and why? Dogs. Dogs. I want to know exactly what Harvey is thinking. I don't. I do. He barks so often at the moment. I want to know what he's thinking. Ball. Ball. Attention. Bird.

Person moving. Probably. No one's talked to me in 60 seconds. Probably, but how cool. Careful. He's a bit sensitive about this today. Careful. What? He might have mentioned about herding a dog before. What did you do? Nothing. No. I just. It was just a little dark humour, alright? It was quite funny. Can you imagine how many murders would be solved if dogs could talk? Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Light bulb. Oh, yeah. Any updates the Virtus family need to know about? Anything in particular? Programming, gym wires? VGT changes next week a little bit. Which we love. Get around.

Run club. Run club. Hoodies have been ordered. They're en route. Probably a couple of weeks away. Junior athletic development seminar is in planning, so second of May? Yep. Yep. Second of May. Tuesday night. Get here. Get around. We'll pump the shit out of it in the next couple of weeks. You just blew my sound off. Yes, you're muted. Any more for any more? If it makes you feel bad, we muted jazz last week. It needed to happen. I couldn't control myself. I don't think so. I don't think so. Socks, hats. Socks, hats and totes are on the way.

Totes, yep. They're currently in production in the middle of China somewhere? Asia, yeah. Ethically. Of course. Ethically sourced. I think that's about it, really. New gym upgrades and all that kind of stuff is in the works. Progress. Still floating, yep. Still floating. A lot of long game stuff happened at the moment, which is exciting. We've got a few little announcements we'll talk about over the next couple of weeks. But that's about it for today. Yeah. Good for me all. As you were. Georgia, anything? Anything to add? Anything to add while you're unmuted? No. Thanks. Just happy to be here.

Have a good day.